i am ready for prime time
my roommate said he would disconnect my internet service if i didn’t post something new to my blog in the next hour.
he gave me an hour. me, with no opposable thumbs.
why is ‘opposable’ coming up as misspelled? i even checked it on google. it’s there. trust me. now, why does ‘google’ have red dots under it. ugh… i no longer trust spell checkers. that may be a topic for a future post. i will put it on my list under ‘litter reviews.’
i am getting distracted, but that is what cats do.
back to the ultimatum. i told my roommate, in so many meows, that i have been extremely occupied of late with the online commenting circuit. cnn, the new york times, and even the digital version of my local paper. maybe some others. i lose track. they all accept opinions from cats. amazing–and true.
i registered on disqus, where i also uploaded one of my better self portraits to mark my opinion territory. [now if i could just remember my password….]
my ultimate plan is to be one of those talking heads on the fox network. i mean, it can’t be that hard. just listen to them.
or maybe i could get a gig as a play-by-play commentator for that show flying anvils on the science channel. it is another one of those ‘any moron can do that’ shows. this time involving people in coveralls putting gunpowder beneath anvils and lighting it. they run away a few yards and watch the fifty-pound pieces of iron–with sharp edges, fly 200 feet in the air. more fun than a feather stick.
there’s also an opening for superintendent of my local school district i’m angling for. superintendent katz has a nice ring to it. that requires some shift key time…
yes. very nice. even with the uppercase u i missed. need to learn to use a mouse. that coming from a cat no less.
bottom line–i would take any job that comes with a gavel.